I was actually wondering when I was going to see the press release announcing that Go Daddy’s 2010 Super Bowl commercial got banned.

A few notes here, guys… one Danica is hot, for a race car driver, but otherwise, she’s just OK, so maybe rethink that one a little. She actually seems to be getting better at doing pitches, but for what you pay her, she should be able to belt this out like an actual hot actress.

Also, I have to admit, this ad is actually a little funny this time. Most of your past Super Bowl commercials have just been horrible. I know CBS tossed you from the broadcast for quality standards and you pimp it up like it’s because the video is too racy for TV, but it’s really because they’re just horrible. I watched last year’s ad with the cop pulling over Danica and even with the full striptease, it’s just plain goofy.

Finally, I think this joke of getting banned from the Super Bowl broadcast is officially effed out. Seriously, it’s like you’re just fucking with CBS at this point and the rest of the world just thinks you’re just making the whole thing up.

You guys sell cheap domain names, why do you even need to be on during the Super Bowl. I know a recent report came out saying that you had a good chance of a positive ROI, but come now, just let it go.

J.

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