One of my loyal readers sent over this one with the note, “a woman had to have invented this.”

I’m completely baffled. I have no idea if this is a real issue or not for women. I mean, to me, if I have something in my wardrobe that is too hot for the office, I just don’t wear the damn thing to the office. Take my trusted pair of assless chaps; they’ll never see the inside of the corporate office. They’re strictly for around the house or at the S&M club. It’s just good manners.

Same goes for this piece of space age technology:

I’ve slept next to women of various cup sizes for most of my adult life and I’ve never heard them complain about the fact that their breasts were uncomfortable while they slept on their side. Trust me, it’s not like these women weren’t ones to complain. If I’m getting crap about the fact that I made the bed differently than their mother taught them, then I would have heard about it if their tits were out of whack during the night.

Oh, and by the way… $55 for that sucker? I’m in the wrong damn business…

Either way, I’m just going to have to take your word for it, ladies.

- Jeff Ferguson