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McDonalds is all for unsafe driving with your baby

Published May 12th, 2010 

I can hear the women-folk cooing about the cuteness of this McDonald’s breakfast spot already.

I once had a women tear me a new one because I actually caught her kid when he was falling while she ignored him while standing in line for a movie. The kid was going to do a full face plant and I caught him mid fall and even got a giggle out of him. Of course, mamma bear didn’t care about that, she just didn’t like a stranger touching her cub, so I’m the asshole. Meanwhile, this father is doing donuts in the McDonald’s parking lot and he’s cute.

Not only is he nuts for circling the parking lot over and over, the dude actually takes his hands off the wheel to get the food! How about you worry a little less about waking up the kid and a little more about smashing into a light pole in the parking lot.

What kind of effed up logic is happening here anyway? He’s doing the loops so he can keep the baby quiet, but did he not think he was going to run up on a stop light or two on the way home? Where’s he head next? The speedway?

Plus, the dude looks a little wasted… I mean, I wasn’t there, but maybe MADD should check in on this family…

- Jeff Ferguson

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Written by Jeff Ferguson
Jeff Ferguson is an internet marketer, entrepreneur, inventor, writer, public speaker and is usually only this angry when talking about poorly made advertising or people who think gum is a food group.

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