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New Nike Golf Tiger Woods ad is powerful yet freaky

Published April 7th, 2010   |  3 Comments

So, this happened today…

Earl Woods, Tiger’s dad, died on May 3, 2006. All the hot sex news from Tiger has happened over the past 5 or 6 months… at least, that’s how long the shit has been in the news. That means that, most likely, these powerful, powerful words are not, in fact, about all that funky hot sex with various porn stars and assorted wait staff.

For all you know, Earl is talking about ordering the fish over the steak on the plane ride home from The Masters one year. So, before you even let the words, “wow, it’s like he was talking about…” Nope, no he wasn’t… it probably wasn’t that at all.

This isn’t like Babe Ruth calling his shot or some d-bag guessing that Michael Jackson was going to die in six months. This was someone talking about something completely friggin’ different, who eventually got into some trouble with his dick.

Just sayin’, calm down and get back to playing (watching) golf.

J.

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Written by Jeff Ferguson
Jeff Ferguson is an internet marketer, entrepreneur, inventor, writer, public speaker and is usually only this angry when talking about poorly made advertising or people who think gum is a food group.
  • http://flickthis.tv/ flickthis.tv

    I don't get it… so what was the point of their ad? It provides nothing. Even Sports Center is talking about it as I type. Oh well, can't wait for the Masters to start anyway.

  • minusone1

    On the money…
    His heart was ripped out when his
    Dad died, and that's a guy…me fill the
    void with sex.
    And then the women,me fill my purse
    with Tiger,
    like a friggin drug dealer.

  • Anonymous

    On the money…
    His heart was ripped out when his
    Dad died, and that’s a guy…me fill the
    void with sex.
    And then the women,me fill my purse
    with Tiger,
    like a friggin drug dealer.

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