Oh wow, where to start… check out this piece of work from Tiger girl number, um… oh hell, I can’t remember where she showed up.  I know she was the waitress he nailed the day his day died (classy!).

What’s so great about this is not just that she’s cashing in on her 15 minutes, but that the commercial is oh so VERY BAD!  I mean, she’s clearly reading her lines off the monitor and she’s delivering them like a damned robot.  I love near the end of it when she’s talking about all the items available and she gets to “hair straighteners” and has the sudden realization that she should touch her hair to really tie it all together.

Perfect.

The only way she could have delivered this any better is if she did it from atop a stripper pole, the classy dame.

My big question with all of Tiger’s chicks these days is, who didn’t make the cut?  Did you skip the other waitress with the lazy eye?  I mean, dude, you’ve got more money than some minor sultans and this is the tail you’re pulling? With all the money you have, I’m pretty sure you could get a woman created from scratch and you’re throwing it into waitresses?

Let me just say it… dude, seriously.

J.

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