I should be nicer to Chase (link)… they did just help me get a bunch of money back after some dick got a hold of my account information and went on a buying spree at a Rite Aid.  But damn, their ads are just goofy.

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Chase – Southwest Card – Diner

Sure, the whole “Crazy [...]

Ignore the headline of this post. It’s total sarcasm and that rarely works online. Seriously, I could throw out sarcastic gems out all day long from our posh offices here in lovely Los Angeles, CA, but people would just get confused and think I had suddenly turned a corner in my anger management classes and [...]