Sorry for the misleading headline, this ad is actually really good and I don’t have a single problem with it really… it’s just that I’m in such a damned good mood this morning that I’m not churning out any of more normal, bile filled rants, so I had to do something.  Funny what a solid [...]

I know, I’m supposed to think this new ad from McDonalds is supposed to be cute, but I’m a sick bastard at heart: Does the longer version of this ad have her trying to get his phone number, too?  “Honey, mommy is working her way through the skaters next, so I need a wing man…” [...]