I don’t know what I feel worse about today… having to see this goofy St. Patrick’s Day promotion from McDonalds, or having to look up how to spell “Grimace” for the post title. Oh wait, it was the first one: This is apparently a “stellar outdoor idea for McDonald’s from Leo Burnett Chicago.” You know [...]

Not everybody that reads this blog is in the advertising business, so I want to start out with something that might blow your mind.  Really big companies, like Kimberly-Clark, who owns Cottonelle, spend a completely mind blowing amount of money on advertising… every, frickin’, year. Seriously, you think you might have an idea of what [...]

I’m about four days back from my trip to London to speak at the SES conference and I swear I’m still a little screwed up.  With that town I’m never sure if it’s jet lag or a hangover… Anyway, while I was in old London town, I remember seeing these ads on my way to [...]

After my thrilling discussion on Google map listings in Universal Search as part of the Digital Asset Management panel here at SES London, I was kind of wired from all the applause, love, and admiration I received from the capacity crowd here at the British Design Center in lovely Islington, so I took a walk [...]

I’m in London all week speaking on panels for both the Online Marketing Summit (OMS) and Search Engine Strategies (SES) conferences.  While I’m always happy about the opportunity to go to London in the name of America’s superior online marketing skills (kidding, put down the cricket bat), I not only have to miss Valentine’s Day, [...]

First, you should all bow down to me for risking my neck and my stellar (COUGH!) driving record to snap this picture of an UltraTouch Heated Toilet Seats delivery truck. Second, I’d like to thank UltraTouch for throwing me a softball of a posting by creating this moving insult to o’ so many things. There [...]

I’m really hoping you can see all the detail on this fabulous piece of outdoor that is, from the area code, found somewhere in or around New Orleans. I’m already starting to see new memes/games pop up around the net that let you pick your own VD Gangsta name by simply picking the first bit [...]

I’m so friggin’ busy today that all I’m doing it re-posting other people’s shit… why, I just feel so legitimately like a real blogger now! Whoo! Anyway, this list of The 15 Worst Movie Taglines Ever Written is one of those “top” or “best” or “worst” lists where I just have to call bullshit from [...]

The fine folks over at BMW of Bridgeport, Conn released another in a series of billboards that features a mannequin, and this time a teddy bear, sitting on top of the sign. I guess this is causing a bit of stir over there on the 95 because the police have been receiving 911 calls that [...]

A friend of mine sent me this article in the Daily Mail about YaVaughnie Wilkins, the chick that was banging Charles E. Phillips, who is a businessman and an adviser to Barack Obama, who got her revenge with some strategically placed billboards around New York City (below). His attitude was that all men should be [...]